Because you can't spell party without "Arrr"
So you missed my first annual pirate party... Well that is too bad. Here is a brief recap of what you missed. A scurvy lot... Of frightening bucaneers A minor mishap An experience filled with thrills and chills And the shots were heard for miles Water torture The dreaded rack Because nothing is more frightening than the fact that my friends care enough to dress up like pirates to tell me "Happy Birthday." Thanks guys!!!