Miss B. Haven

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."

--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I saw a bumper sticker that boasted this slogan the other day. I thought it was rather clever.

Is it true I wonder? If it is, then I am destined go down in the annals of time, becasue there are few that can

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