A Truely Touching Experience or the Title That Was More Lame than Punny

I got a professional massage yesterday. It was fucking awesome! Words cannot describe the deed. It was the first time I had ever been presented with the opportunity, and I have got to tell you, massage therapy is definitely hedonism at its zenith.

I got the gift certificate as a birthday present. I had waited to cash it in for some time. Half the experience is usually the anticipation of the event. Man was I wrong, it was a wholly unexpected phenomena in itself. It met and exceeded my expectations by a factor of ten.

Now a lot of people will trade massages with friend or lover, but not many like to give them as much as they like getting them. This is a tragic shortcoming of humanity. Life would be so much better, and there would be a lot less tension in the world if giving a massage was as rewarding as receiving.

I was checking out the normal rates of the clinic when I initially got the certificate, and I thought them costly at the time. I since amended my sentiment, and I believe it is worth every penny. It makes me very happy that there is now an answer to the age old question of what I want for my birthday.

*Note : Clinic accommodations slightly more pleasant than the above picture.